Sheets slipping on wenches

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Jack O'Brien
Captain
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Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:28 pm
Location: West Palm Beach, Florida, 2000X, Gostosa III

Drunken Sailor

Post by Jack O'Brien »

QUESTION: What do you have if you give a lot of coffee to a Drunk?

ANSWER: A wide awake Drunk.
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Kevin
Engineer
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Location: Roseville, California USA "Toucan" Tanton 43 Cat Ketch
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Post by Kevin »

Make him the Captain of the Exxon Valdez,
Make him the Captain of the Exxon Valdez,
Make him the Captain of the Exxon Valdez,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

Put him ashore to join the army,
Put him ashore to join the army,
Put him ashore to join the army,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

They're always lookin' for a few good men,
They're always lookin' for a few good men,
They're always lookin' for a few good men,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[Chorus]

I can't believe how many verses of this song I know!
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Scott
Admiral
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Joined: Tue May 18, 2004 12:46 pm
Sailboat: Venture 25
Location: 1978 Catalina 22 with all the Racing Goodies!! 4 horse fire breathing monster on the transom

Post by Scott »

When Im a drunken sailor my wife justs ignores me and acts like she doesnt know me. Says I act silly. Go figger, Wench!
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