Ripper
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 6:19 am
I realize that your sailing season has not yet begun, and there is also the L4 lockdown, but why hasn’t anyone informed the rest of us about Ripoer, the talking Musk duck 
Interviewer: So how long have you been talking?
Duck:
Quack quack it you quack ack fribble quack fruit ack quackTranslation from Aussi Musk: Good evening to you too… Are all interviewers so abrupt? Haven’t you any manners?
Interviewer: Huh?
Duck:
Quack quack it you quack ack fribble quack fruit ack quackTranslation from Aussi Musk: Its as most common ducks have felt for many years now… Humans are trivial unsophisticated creatures with limited attention spans easily distracted by shiny things. Duck have been talking for thousands of years. We had almost given u on your species ever developing the capability of listening.