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Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:20 am
by dive4it
23. To stick the "in case of zombie attack" emergency cards to the head wall.
24. cover the side of the boat with the hook portion of Velcro to thwart a zombie climbing up the side.
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:52 am
by kmclemore
dive4it wrote:23. To stick the "in case of zombie attack" emergency cards to the head wall.
24. cover the side of the boat with the hook portion of Velcro to thwart a zombie climbing up the side.
Man, you gotta keep up with your Zombie lore... they eat Velcro® like potato chips.
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:59 am
by dive4it
Oops, I had no idea. Maybe it'll keep them busy enough for you to move the gattlin' cannon to the side so you can take 'em out while they're eatin' Pringles Velcro chips.
JT
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:11 pm
by robbarnes1965
Ok Kevin, #25 - Keep emergency velcro strips to "taste". If you've been bitten by a suspected zombie , don't let anyone put you down until they start to taste good.
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:13 am
by Catigale
Strap flashlights to Bimini poles for reading at night in cockpit
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:16 am
by Ormonddude
#26 repair a broken fly on cargo shorts so as to keep things stowed away
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:19 am
by kmclemore
Ormonddude wrote:#26 repair a broken fly on cargo shorts so as to keep things stowed away
Speaking of that...
[Set Andy Rooney Voice On]
You know what I really hate? I hate all those swim shorts nowadays that have the Velcro flys... and you can't find a single d*mn pair without it. They always feel like there's a piece of cardboard stuck down your crotch.
[/Set Andy Rooney Voice Off]
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:08 am
by mdeane
# 27. Velcro Davis rudder position indicator to the helm wheel center hub.
Marc.
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:27 am
by Catigale
...nice...and easy to reset as your Detmar Rack self-destructs too....after which you can velcro the Oar to the engine to steer...
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:31 am
by K9Kampers
#28.
If ya run outta TP...
Hook or Loop, depending if ya prefers single or multi ply! Jus wash it out... the ultimate in recycling!
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:41 am
by dive4it
K9Kampers wrote:#28.
If ya run outta TP...
Hook or Loop, depending if ya prefers single or multi ply! Jus wash it out... the ultimate in recycling!
I think my butt just puckered a little.
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:22 am
by Catigale
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:30 am
by kmclemore
Yeah, as they used to say,
"Rough as a cob on a frosty morning!"
Re: 101 Uses For Velcro® Onboard
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:44 am
by RobertB
K9Kampers wrote:#28.
If ya run outta TP...
Hook or Loop, depending if ya prefers single or multi ply! Jus wash it out... the ultimate in recycling!
I vote for single ply - loop side please
