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Drunken Sailor
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 6:45 am
by Jack O'Brien
QUESTION: What do you have if you give a lot of coffee to a Drunk?
ANSWER: A wide awake Drunk.
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:44 am
by Kevin
Make him the Captain of the Exxon Valdez,
Make him the Captain of the Exxon Valdez,
Make him the Captain of the Exxon Valdez,
Earl-eye in the morning!
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Put him ashore to join the army,
Put him ashore to join the army,
Put him ashore to join the army,
Earl-eye in the morning!
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They're always lookin' for a few good men,
They're always lookin' for a few good men,
They're always lookin' for a few good men,
Earl-eye in the morning!
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I can't believe how many verses of this song I know!
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:31 pm
by Scott
When Im a drunken sailor my wife justs ignores me and acts like she doesnt know me. Says I act silly. Go figger, Wench!